I have a John Wayne pastor

Where Are God's Warriors and Wild Men?

Put an end to preaching by cheesy, whiny, quiche eating, preening Nancy Boys ... right now! It freaks us meat eaters out. Get it? Hire a pastor who throws off a good John Wayne vibe instead of that Boy George feeling. Know what I mean? And cheer on 'Pastor Wayne' to serve up the solid meat of the scripture - the stuff that prods the congregation to biblical maturity rather than prolonging their infancy.

Doug Giles makes some good points about the church losing some of its masculine character. I know that's a conversation I've had with several friends over the past few years of searching for church homes.

For the record, my pastor throws off a great John Wayne vibe. Just yesterday, he informed the congregation about tying fishing ties, and the joys of catch-and-throw-back fishing.

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